We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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