just come out here and I will go home with you...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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