Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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