I only kidnapped one of them. chill
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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