I hope mine doesn't look like that
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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