Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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