Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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