It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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