Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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