Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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