She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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