I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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