i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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