Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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