He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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