ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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