Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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