i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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