Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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