i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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