i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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