im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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