so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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