I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have post one night stand depression
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