didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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