Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
