i would punch a child for taco bell
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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