I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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