Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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