I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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