The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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