Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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