Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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