You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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