I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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