Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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