singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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