On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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