a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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