Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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