Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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