Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I supernannyed him into submission
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