what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So vagazzling was a success
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
