I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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