He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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