that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
babies were throwing up all over the place
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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