He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
cat food counts as protein by the way
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
