i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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