it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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