you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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