Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Can Purell be used as lube?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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