is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
