Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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