Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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