Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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