Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize