How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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