So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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